Saturday, October 4, 2008

Me so scared

Ann is talking to the dishwasher... I'm afraid. Very afraid. Maybe I should go back up to my cave where it's safe?

Freak Show Participant

I have a weird sore on my tongue. Like my taste bud is on the verge of exploding. Which reminds me of the time I drank a bunch of pepto-bismol and then my tongue turned black as night. Sometimes I like to make it turn black on purpose. That's how I'm going to make my way into the freak show. Although, there are other ways to achieve that goal. I'm going to stop there. And you should too.